About The Greasy Pig
G'day and welcome to thegreasypig.com. Here you'll find, as you can see, the musings and rantings of a greasy pig.
What is a Greasy Pig?
Essentially, it's a nickname given to me - Greasy Pig - because of my Mediterranean heritage, my ability to sweat buckets even if I was sitting in the south pole and because my home, my desk and my mind are all basically filthy.
Also.... no one can catch the greasy pig (Those who have tried to catch a genuine greasy pig will know it's true).
What are Musings and Rantings?
Basically, I'm sick of my so-called friends sitting around together and discussing stories about weird and funny stuff that's happened to me in my life.
So here, at thegreasypig.com, you'll see heaps of funny stories about all sorts of crap which I look back on and just shake my head in disbelief. And you won't only hear from me, I've invited a number of people to share their funny moments and memories.
In brief:
- I've had 13 minor car accidents in my 12 years behind the wheel, most of them single vehicle.
- I've drunk heaps of grog.
- Been rejected by heaps of women (and been accepted by heaps as well!)
- Been nude in public and seen countless other people go nude in public.
- I haven't vomited since November 1993 despite drinking more piss than Boris Yeltsin and Oliver Reed (my hero) combined.
- And I have a great memory for those incidents from over the years which have had me and others clutching our sides with laughter.
